“Just popping to the Green Dragon for a quick drink dear”.
That’s what he said to me some three or four months ago, and I haven’t seen him since! I am Pashanor, bar maid at the Ivy Bush in Bywater, and neglected wife of one Pashbo Proudfeet! I don’t know why I put up with it really, this sort of disappearance has happened so many times now.
To make matters worse, young Rubyrae looks up to him so much. She has even started having adventures herself! What will the good folk of the Shire think!
Well maybe when he returns expecting to find me pulling pints I will have left to go travelling myself! There is afterall only so much one hobbit should have to put up with!